Fuck With Hen Day Pt. 3

January 3rd, 2010, Dustin did probably the most fucked up thing he's done to me so far. I can't recall a time when I've been moar shocked and appalled by anything he's ever told me.

First off, let me start by saying there's a certain girl that really holds my interest. Dustin happens to have went to high school with her, so they sort of have a history already. He knows I like her, and exploited my weakness man.

He implemented his plan to break me down in the car, when we were still in the best buy parking lot. He showed me a text from the girl, which said that he has a better chance with her than I do. I really couldn't believe my ears when he told me that, I knew something had to be up. A few minutes later, he showed me another one that said that I made her uncomfortable and smiled at her too much. It was at that point that I started punching my steering wheel and screaming that I was going to go home that night. It was really hard to hear that, when everything that happened the day before indicated otherwise. THEN, he showed me a text message from our friend Nikki, who we were going to meet, that said, "is Henry really joining us? Wah." Then I really started going berserk. It was about time to just go around to Home Depot and get the garden hose. We were stopped at a railroad crossing when he started laughing and he told me that it was all a joke. Man did I want to hurt him, badly. I got a few punches in before the light turned green again, but it will be nothing compared to the storm of retribution that will finally rain upon his pathetic soul...beware D-bag, my time of cathartic vengeance will be upon us soon enough.

Memorable Quotes

I guess I'll edit this entry as new quotes are thought of haha, this entry could get massive some day. There is no end to the funny bullshit me and D think of sometimes.

Edited 4/26/2010

DUSTIN

"BITCH, I am the neverending story!"
"If I go, IT ALL GOES"
"THE STENCH OF YOUR BREATH IS LIKE THAT OF A THOUSAND ASSES...THAT JUST CAN'T BE WIPED, THEY JUST CAN'T"
"I'M COMIN' OVER BITCH AN' I'M GONNA FUCK, I'M GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP!"
"Yousa sneaky bitch!"

HENRY

"Eat your feelings if you have to, dude."
"That one almost smells good enough to eat!"
"You, Me and Dustin have 70+ years of combined penile experience."
"He's not someone you can talk to, so much as talk at. There really is no way of knowing if the words you're saying to him are permeating his thick fucking skull."
"Go'head and call/text his/her fatass!"

Hah, this one is a dialogue from 1/25/2010
Dustin: I have a life and it's a lot more fun than yours!
Henry: Dustin does whatever he wants, whenever he wants!